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Joke: What's the best way to choose a mattress?


Punch line: Sleep on it!


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Joke: What do vegetarian zombies eat?


Punch line: Graaiiinnnsss!


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Joke: How big is the average fence?


Punch line: Around a yard.


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Joke: Where are average things manufactured?


Punch line: Satisfactory.


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Joke: What'd the man think when he saw a sneering dwarf climbing down a prison wall?


Punch line: Well, that's a little condescending.


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