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Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."

The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"


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Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?


Punch line: Battery!


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Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?


Punch line: It was race related.


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Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?


Punch line: All of that time, and nothing to chauffeur it!


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Joke: Why should you always pay your exorcist?


Punch line: You don't want to get repossessed.


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