Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: A three-legged dog with a cowboy hat on walks into a old western saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the fella that shot my paw."

Joke: A man went to his local observatory because his telescope was broken.

They said they'd look into it.

Joke: A man wakes up on his 33rd birthday on the 3rd day of the third month to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens up the newspaper and notices in the sports section (page 3) horse #3 in the 3rd race of the day is running 33 to 1 odds.

He takes all of his life savings ($33,333.33) out of the bank and bets it on the horse.

To his surprise, it comes in 3rd.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?