Clean Jokes

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see?

Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.

Joke: A man went to an Asian restaurant and told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery.
The waiter thanked him.