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Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?
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By annie
Joke: A little old man told his wife, "I have to go to my doctor's appointment now. I'll see you later."
After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television. A news report came on that someone was driving down the interstate highway in the wrong direction. Knowing that that was the route he would be on, she called to warn him, "Honey, there's a car going in the wrong direction!"
The husband replied, "They're all going in the wrong direction!"
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By annie
Joke: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?
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Joke: A thief walks up to a man, pulls out a knife, and says "Give me all of your money."
The man, surprised, says "You can't rob me, I'm a congressman!"
The thief responds "In that case, give me my money!"
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Joke: A man walks up to a bartender and tells him "I bet you $5,000 I can pee into a cup all the way across your bar."
The bartender, knowing this is impossible, agrees. They set it up and the man starts peeing all over the place, missing the cup completely. The bartender gets begins to cheer because he know he just won $5,000.
The man replies "I know, but I bet my friends $10,000 dollars that you would cheer while I pee all over the bar."
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