16 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."
A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"
The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."
11 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?
11 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man runs into a hospital and yells, "Help! I'm shrinking!"
One of the nurses sits the man down, "We're very busy here today sir, you're going to have to be a little patient."
20 ratings
2 saves
Joke: One day a blondes house catches on fire so she calls the police in a panic and hears "What is your emergency?"
She replies "My house is on fire hurry!"
The person on the other end responds "Mam, calm down and tell me where you are."
She yells back "My house! Come to my house!"
The person now annoyed says "We need more than that, how are we supposed to find you?"
The blonde gets mad and says "With your big red trucks!"
12 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A blonde goes to the hospital with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her, "How did you manage this?"
The blonde replies, "Well I was ironing and recieved a phone call. I accidentally picked up the iron instead of the phone."
The doctor says, "That explains one ear."
She replies, "Well they called again!"
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