Clean Jokes

Joke: What happens when a blue boat crashes into a red ship?

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.

Joke: How is a wife like a hand grenade?

Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?

Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?