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Joke: Four ladies are sitting together talking about their sons. The first one brags, "My son is is a bishop, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your excellence'."
The second lady brags, "My son is is a cardinal, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your eminence'."
The third lady brags, "My son is is the pope, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your holiness'."
The final lady says, "My son doesn't have a title, he weighs 500 pounds and is only 5 feet tall. But every time he walks into a room everybody says, 'Oh my god!'"
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Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?
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Joke: A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study. He sees a sign indicating the profession of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an engineer's brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a programmer's brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for a lawyer's brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is a lawyer's brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"
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Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?
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Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
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