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By IamTHEbest
Joke: A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study. He sees a sign indicating the profession of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an engineer's brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a programmer's brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for a lawyer's brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is a lawyer's brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"
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By Somebody
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!
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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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Joke: What kind of computer sings best?