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Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?


Punch line: It will remain stationary.


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Joke: What do you do if life hands you melons?


Punch line: Get tested for dyslexia.


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Joke: Why should you never marry a tennis player?


Punch line: Love means nothing to them!


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Joke: Why do circles, rectangles, and triangles go to the gym?


Punch line: To keep in shape!


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Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."


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