Clean Jokes

Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.

Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a platypus and a steamroller?

Joke: Three guys walk into a bar. U think the last two would of ducked!

Joke: Simba was walking to slow so I asked him to