Clean Jokes

Joke: So, did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off. He's all right now.

Joke: What did the ground say to the earthquake?

Joke: I sold my vacuum the other day.

Joke: The mother becomes a mother in law. The father becomes a father in law. The sister becomes a sister in law. The daughter becomes a daughter in law. The son becomes a son in law. What does the wife become???????

Joke: How many of your younger siblings does it take to get chores done?