14 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What are all of Jaws clothes made out of?
8 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.
31 ratings
16 saves
Joke: A woman with brown hair goes to the doctor and tells him "Doctor! I think something is really wrong. My entire body hurts when I touch it." She touches her arm, legs, and stomach screaming in pain each time.
The doctor looks at her for a second and asks "Do you dye your hair?"
The woman surprised says "Yeah I'm naturally blonde. How did you know?"
The doctor replies "That's what I thought, your finger is broken."
15 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A blonde woman found herself in a blizzard and didn't know what to do. But suddenly she remembered some advice her father had given her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, just follow a plow."
Surely enough a plow soon comes by and she follows it. Forty-five minutes later the man driving the plow pulled over and confronted the blonde "What are you doing?"
She replies "My dad said if I get stuck in a blizzard I should follow a plow."
The man with the plow snickers "Well I'm done with Walmart, you want to follow me to Target?"
66 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A blonde and a brunette are walking in the forest when they spot a forest fire. The blonde starts to put her running shoes on and the brunette tells her "There is no way you can outrun the fire."
The blonde replies "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."
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