12 ratings
5 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.
15 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A man stands buy his grandpa who is dying at 130 years old. His grandpa tells him, "The secret to a long life is to sprinkle a little gunpowder in your cereal every morning." Then he dies.
The boy listens to him and does it every morning. At the age of 143 he leaves behind 3 wives, 14 children, 40 grandchildren, 78 great grandchildren, 167 great great grandchildren, and a mile wide hole where the crematorium used to be.
14 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Where does the general put his armies?
9 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!
7 ratings
0 saves
Joke: My brother responded very badly to going to jail. He always yells at everybody, steals, and refuses to drink or eat.
It's the last time we play Monopoly.
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