Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the chef stink?

Joke: Who had the most variety of jobs throughout their life?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the stupid persons house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken... :)

Joke: roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs to the zoo don't you worry i'll be there too! not in the cage but laughing at you you know why he said that?

Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"