Clean Jokes

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: How does a horse greet the pigs that live next to him?

Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"