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Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?


Punch line: The ICU.


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Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?


Punch line: "I do."


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Joke: How is a wife like a hand grenade?


Punch line: Remove the ring, and your house is gone.


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Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.


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Joke: What happens when a blue boat crashes into a red ship?


Punch line: All passengers are marooned.


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