Clean Jokes

Joke: My brother responded very badly to going to jail. He always yells at everybody, steals, and refuses to drink or eat.

It's the last time we play Monopoly.

Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?

Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.