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Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.
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Joke: The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese." She says "Still not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says "Liver alone... cheese mine."
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Joke: A professor was giving a big test one day. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back.
This student got his test back and $56 change.
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Joke: A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you." she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?"
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Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?
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