751 ratings
11 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.
42 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!
11 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?
25 ratings
3 saves
Joke: *Man rubs a genie's lamp*
Genie: I am a genie, I will grant any one wish you wish.
Man: Okay. I want infinite wishes!
Genie: Come on, you know the rules. You can't do that.
Man: Okay. Could you make it so I understand women?
Genie: Infinite wishes it is!
4 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"
The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"
The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."
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