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Joke: Once an elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The ant hid himself in a temple but it still got found. HOW?


Punch line: He removed his slippers and left them outside the temple.


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Joke: How do chickens get cancer


Punch line: By eating themselves raw


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Joke: Tom walks into his boss' office and tells him, "Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise."

His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?"

Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."


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Joke: A new father is sitting down with his father for a drink. His dad tells him, "Now that you're a father yourself it's time I give you something."

He replies, "Dad, you're not talking about-."

His father interrupts, "Yes. It's time." With this he hands him a copy of '1000 Dad Jokes, 6th Edition' to his son.

He says with a tear in his eye, "Dad, I'm honored."

"Hi honored," his father replies, "I'm dad."


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Joke: A police officer was interviewing a bank teller after they had been robbed 3 days in a row. The officer asked "What did he look like?"

The teller responded "He looked better every time he came here."


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