Clean Jokes

Joke: What'd the man's magic 8-ball tell him when he asked it what email client he should use?

Joke: What does the doctor say to the annoying patient?

Joke: How does a Hawaiian Baritone Laugh?

Joke: A man asks another man to take him his phone but the man continuously says "what, i can't hear" and finally he says, "i cannot hear that you are telling me to take your phone, i cant hear that".

Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they both walk out.

A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"

The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"

The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."