Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.

Joke: All of Chuck Norris' toes are big toes.