Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?
Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.
Joke: Who is Iron Man interested in?
Punch line: Any Fe-male.
Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?
Punch line: The stop signs are blue!
Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
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Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?
Punch line: He was obsessed with moles.
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