Short Riddles and Answers

Question: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning.

What am I?

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: There is a couple that is always together. They go anywhere they want to go. They can't be separated. No one can touch them. They are the size of a ping pong ball. What is it?

Question: There was once three trees. The first tree did whatever the third tree did, and the third tree did what ever the second one does. What happens if tree number two gets cut down?

Question: A man has hundreds of bodies buried on his land, many of which are cops and criminals. Many people find out what he has been doing, but none go to the police.

Why not?