Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: 2 men catch 2 fish in 2 minutes. At this rate, how many men could catch 500 fish in 500 minutes?

Question: A man built his house above a river between two trees. He attaches his house to the middle of the two tree's trunks. He does this because the river rises by 2 inches each years, but the trees grow 1 inch each year. If his house is 4 inches above the river how long will it take for water to hit his house?

Question: A computer walks up to two stores, one called '1', and one called '0'. Which does it choose?

Question: Surrounded by green, surrounding white.
Inside is red, holding many black babies.

What is it?

Question: Everyday I stalk you all day long,
With every move you make, I never make one wrong.
I vanish twice a day with the sun's height and fall,
I will follow you anywhere,
even the bathroom stall.

What am I?

Question: Skinny I am fast,
fat I am slow,
but I'll still delight you from your eyes to your nose.

What am I?

Question: I'll bring out your bulls,
and slow your roll.
I may even come out of your skull.

What am I?

Question: A container that takes no keys,
but a golden delight lies within me.

What am I?

Question: Paint me up to look real good,
Then take me to the shop to maintain under the hood.
Use a small brush to make no mistake,
Or just replace me with something fake.

What am I?

Question: It brings light to a dark dark world,
In a current it travels and through tunnels it's hurled.
Touch it and it'll kill you.

What is it?