Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Question: What starts with an e but only has a single letter in it?

Question: Who was buried in Grant's Tomb?

Question: In spring I look gay, Covered in a green array, The warmer it gets the more clothing I wear, As the cold grows, I throw away my clothes.

What am I?

Question: I wasn't born a horse,
and I never fly.
Yet sometimes I still soar,
right into the sky.
I often contain breath,
and yet I never die.
Sometimes I am torn,
but I never sigh.
Often, with ambition, I aspire,
and go till I can go no higher.
Then, like many men, so great,
I sink into a low state.
What am I?

Question: A man and his son are in a terrible accident and are rushed to the hospital in critical care. The doctor looks at the boy and exclaims "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How could this be?

Question: A man leaves his cabin and travels 100 meter north, 100 meters west, and 100 meters south just to arrive back at his home. He sees a bird. What kind of bird is it?

Question: To dye a single Easter egg takes 7.5 minutes if you leave it in dye. How long would it take to dye 3 eggs?

Question: A woman is in the hospital for a routine procedure. The doctor leaves the room locking the door before he goes, the woman is alone. The doctor comes back to find the woman has died and there is another person is in the room. The door was still locked.
How is this possible?

Question: There are 11 bananas and you take 4, how many do you have?