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Question: How do you fix a broken tomato?
Answer: With tomato paste!
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Question: What animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any animal -- a house can't jump.
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Question: Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
Answer: Because her husband was a little dim!
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Question: How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
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Question: What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
Answer: Mussels.
Question: Why are pianos hard to open?
Answer: The keys are inside.
Question: What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
Answer: Count Spatula!
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Question: Why do cowboys ride horses?
Answer: Because they are too heavy to carry!
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Question: How do Eskimos make their beds?
Answer: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Answer: CASHEW!
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