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Question: What is the best way to stop a dog from barking in, and digging up the front yard?
Answer: Put it in the backyard.
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Question: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, it's the shortest month after all.
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Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Answer: It is time to buy a new fence.
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Question: There are 57 ducks walking to a pond. On the way, 15 get lost, 26 head back, and 16 make it to the pond.What happened to the rest?
Answer: There are no more, 15 + 26 + 16 = 57.
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Question: I have a tongue but cannot taste.
I have a soul but cannot feel.
What am I?
Answer: A shoe.
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Question: When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's turned into the teacher.
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Question: If you look at my face there won't be 13 any place.
Answer: A clock
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Question: Does England have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yeah, right after the 3rd of July.
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Question: I have every color, but no gold.What am I?
Answer: A rainbow.
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Question: How do you share 34 apples among 33 people?
Answer: Make applesauce.
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