Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: A man walks into a bar and says: Give me today's special. The bartender says: In a shot or a bottle? The man says: In a shot. The bartender gives it to him. He drinks it and then he dies. Why did he die?

Question: I have a long sticky tongue and four legs. What am I?

Question: I have only one arm yet I can steal you blind. I keep my money in a safe place yet every time I lose it again just to gain it back. What am I?

Question: If you want to become a master at playing the fiddle and you walk down to the fork in the road, you sit and some creature is going up your back, you follow the pattern of the creature on your back to be a master of playing the fiddle, what creature is going up your back?

Question: What is the first thing you see?

Question: if you have a chicken that can lay only 5 eggs every 2 hours and you have to get 10 eggs to the market by 6:00 and the current time is 5:00, how do you get all 10 eggs to the market on time ?

Question: What will happen if you shave a pink sheep on a green farm with a pair of brown shears?

Question: I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go I will follow. No matter what you do I will be there. I can not die. What am I?

Question: In a universe there's a galaxy. In a galaxy there's a planet. In a planet there's a continent. In a continent there's a country. In a country there's a city. In a city there's a town. In a town there's a village. In a village there's a house. In a house there's a dog. What is the dog's name.

Question: What goes up and down but never moves?