Good Riddles

Question: Once upon a time, a virgin and a scorpion got caught in a sandstorm in the middle of the desert so pissed, so angry at each other :whos fault it is, who knows the best So they came to me to solve the case And there I am, caught between em, in a freaking sandstorm Deciding who is right and who is wrong What am I?

Question: Gabriel cries for months! What could have caused him to cry so?

Question: A girl went to school, and her teacher asked her how old she was. Girl: I don't know, but I know I'm half my mother's age Teacher: how old is your mother Girl: I don't know, but she is 5 years younger than my dad Teacher: how old is your dad Girl: I don't know, but if you add all our ages, they count up to 100. How old is the girl, mother, and dad?

Question: What is the fastest thing on earth

Question: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?