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Question: What do you do if your dog chews your dictionary?
Answer: Take the words out of his mouth!
Question: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Answer: A lawn moo-er!
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Question: How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of the car?
Answer: Put him in the front seat!
Question: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
Answer: As far away as possible!
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