Good Riddles

Question: What do you call 2 Us?

Question: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Put it in and shut the door. How do you put a elephant in a fridge? Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. There's this animal party all animals are there besides for one what animal is not?

Question: You go camping and realize you forgot your sleeping bag. You get it come back and then realize you forgot your flashlight. You go and get it, but when you come back you find your sleeping bag is missing. You then find out you forgot your tent. When you go back and get it you see your sleeping bag, get it and leave your tent. You go back to the camp site remembering you left your tent at home. You also come to see your flashlight is now missing. You get your tent and see your flashlight, you get that too. You then see your sleeping bag is gone. You are so exosted you leave it at home. Why does every thing keep going missing?

Question: If green means go, yellow means slow down or caution, and red means stop. Why can't traffic lights go when they turn to green?

Question: A man with a stick walks up to another man. Why?