Good Riddles

Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Question: There's a B in my hand. So what's in my eye?

Question: Why can't the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

Question: What fastens two people yet touches only one?

Question: We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.What are we?