Question: Thirty men and only two women, but they hold the most power.
Dressed in black and white, they could fight for hours.
Who are they?
Hint: They live on a board.
You are their lord.
Answer: Chess pieces.
Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.