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By brownbear
Question: What's small, furry, and bright purple?
Answer: A koala holding its breath.
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By jena
Question: Why do mother kangaroo dislike bad weather?
Answer: Their joeys have to play inside.
By deanliam
Question: What do you do if your dog chews your dictionary?
Answer: Take the words out of his mouth!
Question: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Answer: A lawn moo-er!
By mothercat
Question: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Answer: Lilly!