Question: A cat,mouse,and dog all had an instrument,the dog had a flute,the cat had a trombone and the mouse's instrument bugs the dog.What was the mouse's instrument?

Question: Without me you're blind but once you touched in the right place you can turn me on. What am I?

Question: Bobby's teacher gave him a math quiz. Every time he got an answer right, points would be taken away, so whoever had the most points, got the most questions wrong. Bobby's score was the highest, yet he still got the most questions correct out of the class. How is this possible?

Question: I am life without death, death without life, a world with no space, space with no world What am I?

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?