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Question: What do you call an angry pea?
Question: Why did the hen cross the road?
Answer: To prove she wasn't chicken!
Question: What do you call two banana peels?
Answer: A pair of slippers!
Question: Which veggie plays sport?
Question: Why was the piano on the porch?
Answer: Because he forgot his keys!
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