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By sophie anne
Question: How do you make a witch itch?
Answer: Take away her W!
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By lewis_24
Question: How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of the car?
Answer: Put him in the front seat!
By hushracer
Question: What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?
Answer: Sir!
By jena
Question: What has ears, like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?
Answer: A kitten!
Question: What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump?
Answer: A centipede with a wooden leg!