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Question: What did God say when he saw Eve bathing in the ocean?
Answer: Damn it, now i'll never get that smell out of the fish.
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Question: How many animals can you find in a pair of panty hose?
Answer: 10 piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, a bunch of hares, and a fish that nobody can seem to find.
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Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?
Answer: Because they have hollow-weenies.
Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?
Answer: Because he has dough-nuts!
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Question: What's green and then red?
Answer: A frog in a blender.
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