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By Qwerty
Question: When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?
Answer: Christopher Columbus - when he found the Americas.
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By jena
Question: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Answer: Nothing. Bananas can't talk!
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Question: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Answer: Its shadow!
Question: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
Answer: A water bed!
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Question: What do you call a retired vegetable?
Answer: A has-bean!