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Question: People look at me all the time. I have a large vocabulary. I can teach people a lot of new things. I can be mysterious, funny, adventurous, romantic, scary, and sad. I tell stories. I can take people to other worlds. What am I?
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Question: A man walks into a bar and says: Give me today's special. The bartender says: In a shot or a bottle? The man says: In a shot. The bartender gives it to him. He drinks it and then he dies. Why did he die?
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Question: I have a long sticky tongue and four legs. What am I?
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Question: I have only one arm yet I can steal you blind. I keep my money in a safe place yet every time I lose it again just to gain it back. What am I?