Question: A man committed suicide in a room with nothing but a chandelier and the rope that he hung from. There is a puddle of water under him. How did he commit suicide without anyone helping him?

Question: A deaf walked to the bar . How will he ask for a drink?? yes correct . The answer is Hand movement likes thumbs up and showing towards the mouth. Another deaf walked to the stationary and how will he ask for scissors.?? Correct . The answer is Hand movement. as showing two fingers opening and closing. A blind walked to a pet shop. How will he ask for a cat???

Question: A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: I'm in everybody but everybody still wants me.
I won't feed you but I'll feed the tree.

What am I?