Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: A man was driving a black car. His lights were off. The moon shown no light. A cat was in the middle of the road. How did he know to stop?

Question: You put me in hard.
But then I become soft.
Blow me hard and I will get bigger.

What am I?

Question: A school's computer system was recently hacked and the school has narrowed the pool of possible hackers to 5 people that were in the computer lab: Tyler, Justin, Chandler, Paige, and Shelley. Each of them gave three statements, two of which are true and one false.

Tyler
1. I didn't do it!
2. I've never hacked in my life.
3. Paige did it.
Justin
1. I didn't do it!
2. The attack was done from within the network.
3. I don't like Shelley.
Chandler
1. I didn't do it!
2. I've never seen Shelley in my life.
3. Paige did it.
Paige
1. I didn't do it!
2. Shelley did it.
3. Tyler was lying when he said I did it.
Shelley
1. I didn't do it!
2. Justin did it.
3. Chandler and I used to be friends.

Who hacked the system?

Question: A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom.At the end of the contest all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children's pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants?

Question: What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?