Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: 2 men catch 2 fish in 2 minutes. At this rate, how many men could catch 500 fish in 500 minutes?

Question: I can be thin but not fat, In your body but never on your placemat.I'm always better when I'm fresh,but you'll never see me in the flesh.What am I?

Question: What word doesn't belong in this group? That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?

Question: The more of me you have, the longer your life.
The more of me you have, the less you have left.

What am I?

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?