Logic Riddles

Question: How come the man didn't get pulled over when he was driving 110 mph?

Question: Why did the soccer ball miss the goal?

Question: A man is walking through the woods when he sees a cabin. He walks up to it and enters. He sees two people, strapped to chairs, covered in blood, obviously dead. How did they die?

Question: A deaf man steals a blind man's car. The only person who sees it is a dumb man (he is unable to talk).

How does he tell the blind man his car was stolen without the use of sound?

Question: A guy writes in his journal. He writes "Hey, journal, today I... 'Dinner is ready!' Is what his wife said." But the guy had no wife. How is this possible?