Logic Riddles

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?

Question: In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that, when he was a little boy, he decided to be a doctor after seeing on the internet a heart transplant being performed on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy could live a normal life. The boy then thought about being a doctor too someday so that he could help people in a similar way. What's wrong in this story?

Question: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Question: I am life without death, death without life, a world with no space, space with no world What am I?

Question: A child asked his grandfather: "When you were young, what were you?" The grandfather replied, "I am one hundred, nothing, one thousand, one and one hundred". What's his career?