Kids Riddles

Question: If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?

Question: There are 100 coins scattered in a dark room. 90 have heads facing up and 10 are facing tails up. You cannot tell which coins are which. How do you sort the coins into two piles that contain the same number of tails up coins?

Question: What English word is always spelled incorrectly?

Question:

The dirtier I am, the whiter I get,
Leave a mark on me when you stand, I'll leave a mark on you when you sit.

What am I?

Question: Shake me and I'll do what you want,
but first you have to pull me from the ground.
I'm on the tip of your tongue and over your shoulder.

What am I?