Question: When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's turned into the teacher.
Question: Skinny I am fast,
fat I am slow,
but I'll still delight you from your eyes to your nose.
What am I?
Answer: A candle.
Question: What building has the most stories?
Answer: A library.
Question: What stays where it is when it goes off?
Answer: An alarm clock.
Question: If 1/2 of 5 is 3, then what is 1/3 of 10?
Answer: 4 (think proportions).
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