Funny Riddles


Question: If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?

Question: I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.

What am I?

Question: Railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R's?

Question: What has 6 wheels and flies?

Bananas (easy)

Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?